(thanks to Jeffrey Fry for this!)

FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)

1.    A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

2.    A will is a dead giveaway.

3.    Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4.    A backward poet writes inverse.

5.    A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

6.    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

7.    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

8.    You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

9.    He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

10.  A calendar’s days are numbered. 

11.  A boiled egg is hard to beat.

12.  He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

13.  The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. (this is my favorite)

14.  Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

15.  When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

16.  A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said ‘No change yet.’

One of my core life philosophies is ‘as we honor others, we are so honored’. Basically, what we put out is what we receive back on pretty much every level in life.

I also believe that birthdays are a special moment in the fabric of time and space, so let’s make the most of this moment today – my birthday – to set in motion powerful invisible energies for us both in this next year! 

Please share your biggest dream for yourself in the next year as a birthday wish for me so that we can both be enjoying the fruits of your intentions in this next year. 

I am soooo happy to celebrate both today and our big year of big dreams together!!! (I can’t even wait to see what you’re wishing into being starting now…) ;=)